Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
