so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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