ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
All the doctor said was why
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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