I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Shame - the story of my life.
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