She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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