You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm like, not good at living.
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