God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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