the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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