is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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