...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
