This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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