i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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