I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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