i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
