Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
