I must be too annoying 4 u.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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