No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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