last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
is wine microwaveable?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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