where does the pee come out of this thing
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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