Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
okay pat passed out under dana's car
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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