Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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