my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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