Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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