god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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