Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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