apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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