And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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