batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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