so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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