there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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