are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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