he wants to bone in the snuggie
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Is it penis luge time yet?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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