I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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