Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
