I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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