so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
well you can't waste a boner
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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