I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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