I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
