So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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