The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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