so explain again why im purple
no
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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