Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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