Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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