I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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