it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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