I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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