I love black thongs
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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