It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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