forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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