On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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